Sunday, October 24, 2010

Manners,please.




"Do you happen to have any small plastic trays?" the elderly gentleman asked me.


"Why ,yes,we have this 20"x20" black lacquered campaign tray. It is $138.00"


"NO NO NO that won't DO!"


"You might try shopping at Bed ,Bath and Beyond."


"You know what you can do with Bed,Bath and Beyond,don't cha?"


"No sir,I don't."


"Sputter,sutter,grumble,bumble."


"Have a nice day,sir,you're welcome."


"I DIDN'T SAY THANK YOU!!!!!!!" He implores as he storms out of the store.








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