"Hi,we bought a bed here,an upholstered bed. Did you wait on us?"
"I'm not sure,I do remember you though."
"Yeah,no, the girl who helped us was skinny, really skinny, I don't think it was you.I don't remember her name."
"Uh-huh.Um,was it Paula or Liza?"
"I don't know, but I don't think it was you,honey do you think it was her, did she wait on us?" (this would be the last exit available to ask me what my name is,instead of standing 16" in front of me as you discuss me. rude!!)
"I dunno."
"Great,well,how can I help you today?"
"Well, we bought an upholstered bed and we've had it for a few months and it's getting really dusty along the top. What do you do for that?"
(are you kidding me? seriously? first you obliviously run roughshod over my body issues and now you want cleaning advice? why are some people so adept at absentmindedly dehumanizing others? and why am i so fascinated by them?!)
"Um,you,clean it. Like,dust it or vacuum it."
"Riggggghhhhht,but isn't there anything you can do to stop it from getting dusty?"
"No."
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